Hello to all of you:
So obviously I won’t be at cookie decorating this year. I’m a little saddened about this but I’ve already received my allotment of Christmas cookies for the season. It pays to know people in high places. None the less I fell it is my moral duty to repeat the rules to you even though I won’t be there. I know what you are thinking…he won’t be there so he won’t know….WRONG! People do you see how many we make? And do you see that even if you took a dozen home (each of you) there would be cookies left over? Ever wonder why we are eating them at the BBQs in the summer? (oh and yeah if you don’t have them at the BBQ’s it’s because you’ve flaked out again and didn’t show up J).
So here are the rules:
1) If you lick your fingers you can’t touch cookies again until you wash your hands……don’t be nasty we share them! If you brought kids or husbands (big kids) then you are responsible for them.
2) Frosters………..slow down. One cookie per person when decorating them. It is not a race to the finish. Mona that means you.
3) Frosters………..put the frosting on evenly and flat so the decorations don’t fall off. Master Frosters (Mom, Christine & Holly) Please explain to the rookies!
4) Use the decorations in moderation. Less is more.
5) Using the leftover decorations in your pie tin to create multi colored/abstract cookie is not cool or pretty. You are not Picasso and it only looks good to you. Nana would break your fingers for doing that and I’m happy to take on that responsibility.
6) If you use more than 2 silver balls on any cookie I will kick your ass when I get home! Stephen……….this means you but it goes for all of you!
7) Bring your own Tupperware if you want to take cookies home. Don’t bring the biggest container you can find. Josh and Ernie…………that means you!
Ok I’ll be watching. We have the best spy satellites in the world so you better believe I’ll be watching.
And have a Merry Christmas…………that’s an order!
Master Decorator,
ws
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